The Baby Juice Express

The Baby Juice Express

One false move and the sperm gets it! Apr 19, 2004 United Kingdom 85 Min. Not Rated
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A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside. There’s only one way the boys know how to raise the money fast … hijack the ‘baby juice express’. But kidnapping ‘baby juice’ turns out to be fraught with even more peril than the bumbling wannabes could possibly have imagined in this cheeky spin on the gangster genre. Starring Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), with Julian Clary (one of Britain’s funniest) and Joe Bugner (former boxing champion and one of Australia’s toughest!).

Original title The Baby Juice Express
IMDb Rating 5.2 249 votes

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Cast

Nick Brimble isKrakowski
Krakowski
Phil Davis isFrank O'Reilly
Frank O'Reilly
Samantha Womack isTrixie (as Samantha Janus)
Trixie (as Samantha Janus)
Joe Bugner isPalooka
Palooka
David Cardy isGoldberg
Goldberg

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